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About Me

Welcome to Rincewind Coaching! I,m Rincewind, a seasoned expert in survival and chaos navigation. With years of experience avoiding calamity and adapting to unpredictable situations, I help clients thrive in the most unexpected of circumstances. Let me show you how to turn running from problems into a path to success.

I am a seasoned survivalist with years of experience navigating chaos, danger, and magical misadventures. As a former wizard of Unseen University, I possess a deep understanding of the unexpected and specializes in helping clients turn calamity into opportunity. I firmly believe that success isn't about mastering everything—it's about running faster than your problems (and sometimes, the people causing them).

Renowned for my quick thinking and adaptability, I have survived countless perilous encounters, from world-ending magical catastrophes to negotiating with hostile sentient luggage. My coaching methods are unconventional yet highly effective for those seeking to embrace unpredictability and achieve success in high-pressure, chaotic environments.

Coaching Services

  1. Survival Leadership Coaching
    • Master the art of "leading from the rear" while inspiring your team to achieve their goals.
    • Techniques for staying calm (or at least mobile) in moments of extreme danger.
  2. Conflict De-escalation and Diplomacy
    • Strategies for resolving disputes with minimal involvement.
    • Insights into working with difficult personalities, including gods, demons, and sentient objects.
  3. Chaos Adaptation Training
    • Learn to thrive in fast-changing, high-stakes environments.
    • Develop resilience through Rincewind's proprietary "Optimized Fleeing" methodology.
  4. Creative Problem Avoidance
    • Tips on avoiding problems entirely while maintaining an air of competency.
    • Build confidence in saying, "This is someone else's problem."

Client Testimonials

"Rincewind's insights on survival strategies transformed the way I approach risk management. He truly has a knack for knowing when to hold 'em and when to run!"
— Cohen the Barbarian
"Working with Rincewind taught me the value of being prepared for everything. His unorthodox methods may not be traditional, but they're undeniably effective."
— The Patrician of Ankh-Morpork
"Rincewind helped me realize that sometimes, the best path forward is a quick exit. Highly recommend his Optimized Fleeing course."
— Twoflower, Discworld Tourist

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Email: rincewind@unseenuniversity.co.wd